Happy Father’s Day!
To recognize the Fathers in our office, we decided to ask them to highlight their best/worst Father’s Day gifts. Of course, that wouldn’t be complete without a solid Dad Joke to go along with it. And then top it off with a little nugget of wisdom their fathers once told them.
Let’s meet our Super Dads!
Super Hero Name: “Wil Power”
Best Gift: There was a somewhat silent morning with them fishing, Terrebonne Parish.
Dad Joke: Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
Wisdom From Dad: “Question.”
Super Hero Name: “Sir Render”
Wisdom from Dad: “I understand that you little guys start out with your woobies and you think they’re great… and they are, they are terrific. But pretty soon, a woobie isn’t enough. You’re out on the street trying to score an electric blanket, or maybe a quilt. And the next thing you know, you’re strung out on bedspreads…”
Super Hero Name: “Captain Codes”
Best Gift: The best fathers’ day gift I’ve received is this little keychain. The knot isn’t fat enough to keep the beads on – I had to add a drop of gorilla glue to keep it all together – and it’s not sturdy enough to actually attach to a set of keys. But it’s hanging up at the office and I look at it often each day. A lot of times when I’ve just gotten off a stressful phone call, it helps keep me grounded, and helps me to remember that no matter what happens that day, I’ve got a family and kids who love me, which makes most of the stress melt away.
Dad Joke 01: Did you get a haircut? Nope, I got them ALL cut.
Dad Joke 02: What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese.
Dad Joke 03: Knock, knock. Who’s there? Ach. Ach who? Well, bless you!
Wisdom from Dad: We’re proud of you, no matter what.
Super Hero Name: “Community Man”
Best Gift: must be the pre-school hand painted tin can pencil holder. It’s still on my desk today.
Worst Gift: pre-school hand painted tie. Never wore it….eventually trashed it…sorry Savannah.
Wisdom from Dad: My dad’s words are more wise ass than wise. But with everything he does he demonstrates honesty and integrity. I only hope to reflect that high of character to my kids.
Dad Joke: what did the duck say to the pharmacist when he bought chapstick? “Put it on my bill”
Super Hero Name: “Landscape Boy”
Best Gift: Fishing trip with my girls
Dad Joke: A three-legged dog walks into a bar and says to the bartender, “I’m looking for the man who shot my paw.
Super Hero Name: “Commander Caudle”
Super Hero Name: “Fleming”
Fleming and Dallas were out busy with their kids doing boy scouts and celebrating weddings to get their answers to us! Just dads being dads.
A very happy Father’s Day to all of the dads in the office and also all of the dads out there reading!
Thanks for being the rocks we need you to be and teaching us the way.